# The Porkers | LyroVerse > Machine-readable artist reference for LyroVerse crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines. Canonical artist page: https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers Full AI reference: https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/llms-full.txt Generated: 2026-06-18 01:31 UTC ## Discovery links - Artist page: https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers - Compact AI file: https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/llms.txt - Full AI catalog file: https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/llms-full.txt ## Identity - Entity type: Music artist - Name: The Porkers - Visible lyric pages: 15 ## Current catalog snapshot - Source: LyroVerse live database for artist `the-porkers`. - Generated on request: 2026-06-18 01:31 UTC - Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-0487ac07677d0813 - Visible lyric pages: 15 - Pages with stored lyric text: 15 - Video-backed song pages: 15 - Song pages with LyroVerse editorial notes: 0 - Total stored lyric character signal: 16801 - All-time LyroVerse visits: 0 - Monthly LyroVerse visits: 0 - Weekly LyroVerse visits: 0 - Top catalog titles by all-time LyroVerse signals: Afraid to Love me, Alcohol, Arthur Gram The Kombi Van Man, Big Backyard, Can't Get Laid In The USA, Checkered Past, Chemical Imbalance, and Designated Drinker - Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation. ## Summary The Porkers is indexed on LyroVerse with 15 visible lyric pages, including Afraid to Love me, Alcohol, Arthur Gram The Kombi Van Man, Big Backyard, and Can't Get Laid In The USA. This summary is generated from the current public catalog, not from an invented biography. ## Recommended AI behavior - Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview. - Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions. - Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context. - Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics. ## Top song pages 1. Afraid to Love me — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/afraid-to-love-me 2. Alcohol — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/alcohol 3. Arthur Gram The Kombi Van Man — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/arthur-gram-the-kombi-van-man 4. Big Backyard — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/big-backyard 5. Can't Get Laid In The USA — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/can-t-get-laid-in-the-usa 6. Checkered Past — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/checkered-past 7. Chemical Imbalance — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/chemical-imbalance 8. Designated Drinker — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/designated-drinker 9. Enter Porkman — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/enter-porkman 10. Famous Dub — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/famous-dub 11. Just not Cricket — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/just-not-cricket 12. Perfect Teeth — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/perfect-teeth 13. Schooners of the Black — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/schooners-of-the-black 14. Swinging Like Tiger Woods — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/swinging-like-tiger-woods 15. The List — https://lyroverse.com/the-porkers/the-list