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I Hate Snooker

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I Hate Snooker

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Snooker is boring

It really is shity

They show it on telly

All day and all night

Red ball, white ball

Who gives a fuck?

Their waiscoats are putrid

I think I'm gonna chuck

Dennis Taylor's a tosser

John Virgo's the same

They cancelled my program

It drives me insane

Snooker is boring

It really is shity

They show it on telly

All day and all night

It's not even a sport

But more of a game

Whoever invented it

Is totally lame

Snooker is boring

It really is shity

They show it on telly

All day and all night

There is no point to it

Let's face it; it's shit

So lets grab all their snooker sticks

And shove them up their marmite bits!

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