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Artist: The Raconteurs
Canonical path: /the-raconteurs/intimate-secretary
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Intimate Secretary
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Intimate Secretary
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I've got a rabbit, it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle and he got shot
Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
Are you part of this khakistocracy
This ringing in my ears won't stop
I've got a red Japanese tea-pot
I've got a pen but I lost the top
I've got so many things you haven't got
This fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary
I've got a rabbit it likes to hop
I've got a girl and she likes to shop
The other foot looks like it won't drop
I had an uncle but he got shot
Then on rubble of skull is monarchy
Down with luck we'll see Ecclesiarchy
Our fellow's craft is just not for sharing
He's not an intimate secretary
(This ringing in my ears won't stop) The Ex-archives inspector inquisitor
(I've got a red Japanese tea-pot) The mockery streets master
(I've got a pen but I lost the top) Are you part of this khakistocracy?
(I've got so many things you haven't got) Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?
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