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Artist: The Residents
Canonical path: /the-residents/mickey-the-mumbling-midget
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Mickey The Mumbling Midget
Read Mickey The Mumbling Midget lyrics by The Residents on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Mickey The Mumbling Midget
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Mickey the mumbling midget
was ten years old today
Mickey the mumbling midget
somehow ran away
Mickey the mumbling midget
was not in his cage
Mickey the mumbling midget
soon would need a shave
Lassie looked at something shapeless lying on the lawn
Scratchy at some scabby sores and stretching as it
yawned
It seemed to be uneasy as it looked up at the moon
She sensed the tension in the air and smelled a sweet
baboon.
Pungent was the warm aroma drifting in the air
She hoped he would smell her heat and lick her
silken hair.
Run Mickey run
Run Lassie
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