Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Residents
Canonical path: /the-residents/seasoned-greetings
Related lyric paths: 6
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Seasoned Greetings
Read Seasoned Greetings lyrics by The Residents on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Seasoned Greetings
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Merry Christmas, Mom
Merry Christmas, Dad
Merry Christmas, Sis...
I Love You.
Uh, Uhh It's Christmas
But, but there ain't nobody
Raisin' much of a fuss.
Christmas Christmas Christmas
Ain't Nobody
Raisin' no fuss...
...Nobody but me!!!
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