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Artist: The Riptides
Canonical path: /the-riptides/dot-com-asshole
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Dot-Com Asshole
Read Dot-Com Asshole lyrics by The Riptides on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Dot-Com Asshole
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If you think I fuckin hate you
You read my fuckin mind
I'll beat you with your pocket book
N' listen to you whine
You stupid fuck, you fuckin suck
I'll never take your calls
I'll steal away your girlfriend
N' e-mail back your balls
Dot-com asshole
If I could get a nickle for every fuckin day
You snub me with your p.c.
yeah I think it's really gay
You stoopid fuck, you giga-geek
you stay up in you're room
your stuck into your hard-drive. your micro-chip womb
Dot-com Asshole
You can push any key to continue
But you've pushed me over the fuckin edge
If I could take a journey through your empty fuckin skull
The root of your existence is boring N' dull
You're a number, you're a robot, of the system that I hate
Don't even try to save yourself cause it's too fuckin late
Dot-com asshole
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