Sweet Transvestite

How'd you do? I

See you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down

Because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out

By the way I look

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man

By the light of day

But by night

I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around

Maybe play you a song

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual

That's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home

Could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry

We'll just say where we are

Then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry

So you got caught with a flat

Well, how about that?

Well, babies, don't you panic

By the light of the night

When it all seems alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

So why don't you stay for the night?

Or maybe a bite?

I could show you my favourite obsession

I've been making a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual, Transylvania

So, come up to the lab

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with anticipation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause

But not the symptom