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The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

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The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

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Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A.

But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

Well I'm sitting here thinkin' just how sharp I am

I'm an under assistant west coast promo man

Well I promo groups when they come into town

Well I promo groups when they come into town

Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am

I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp

I'm really, really sharp

I sure do earn my pay

Sitting on the beach every day, yeah

I'm real real sharp, yes I am

I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit

Yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh

I thought I had a dime

Where's my dime

I know I have a dime somewhere

I'm pretty sure........

[Extra lyrics which were removed]

....I have two clerks

I break my ass every day

Here comes the bus

I know I have a dime somewhere

I'm so sharp

You won't believe how sharp I am

Don't laugh at me

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