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Artist: The Rutles
Canonical path: /the-rutles/questionnaire
Related lyric paths: 6
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Questionnaire
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Questionnaire
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Hey mister man in the street, excuse me
Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh, yeah
Don't worry I'm not trying to sell you anything you wouldn't want
I'm just a questionnaire
Tell me what you think about this low, fat diet shampoo
Do you think it's crunchy half, crunchy or not crunchy at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it
Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire
Please mister man in the street, believe me
I'm only doing my job and I need to know
Everything about you take it easy all you gotta do
Is answer yes or no
Tell me what think about the devil and the deep blue sea
Do you think there's one true God a false God or no God at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to it
Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire
Yes, no, don't know, I don't care
I'm only a questionnaire only a questionnaire
Now can you
Tell me what you think about how easy it can be to buy a gun?
Do you think it's crazy half crazy or not crazy at all?
Put a tick in the appropriate box
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