21st Century Girl

She got that AP magazine & she was gonna be a scene kid til she found out cutting hurt

She was feeling pretty shitty 'til she went psychobilly, got a Rezurex t-shirt

Now her upper lip is stiff and her boyfriend's got a quiff, picked herself out of the dirt

She's a twenty-first century girl

Born in 1990, barely got any clothes on

Does her hair like betty page and puts her fishnets on

Least she's looking good while she don't know where she belongs

She's a twenty-first century girl

Well she used to be a pinhead but now she is a skinhead, bomber and chelsea.

But her boyfriend was a loser, a drunken user, didn't like that scene

She ain't black or white, brown, red, or yellow, she is in between

She's a twenty-first century girl

Born in 1990, barely got any clothes on

Does her hair like betty page and puts her fishnets on

Least she's looking good while she don't know where she belongs

She's a twenty-first century girl

Well her mommy got a facelift and an abortionist who is on call

Her daddy got a boyfriend, then a sex change, loves that demerol

Now it's getting pretty late, but don't ask her for a date, you'll get kicked in the balls

She's a twenty-first century out-of-her-head..

She's a twenty-first century girl