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Artist: The Scary Jokes
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Crushed Out On Soda Beach
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Crushed Out On Soda Beach
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I tried just burning the whole thing to the ground today
But decisiveness is such a foreign tenant to my psyche
It violently and immediately began to reject it
So I had no choice but to salvage the ravaged remains of our history
I danced with you in a nightmare
I was dragging you across the floor
The radio disrupted by some voyeuristic spirit
I could hardly stand under the weight of my little crush on you
And you, so limp in my arms, hardly helped
So, all that I could do was collapse under you
You called my bluff, I love you too much
Would you please stay with me?
Cause after all is said and done
I want you here, stay with me
I showed my hand and I don't give a damn
Shut the door, stay with me
Cause after all is said and done
I need you here
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