The Chatty Bandit

you have a look that makes me want to

yes when I see you there all I want to do

is find a way to coax that subtle smile to stick around

and maybe lift your body

just a bit right off the ground

'cuz I see that there's a sadness in your eyes

though I know that I can hardly sympathize

and I can't pull the sun through a cloudy sky

but too bad 'cuz I'm gonna have to try

there was a night we were IMing

so many times I couldn't keep from LOLTMing

I knew that I was hooked when you said

"good lord, Vincent Price!"

and I tried to fire back with EMS tent flap advice

it's cool you're so much better at this game

and your wit puts all my feeble lines to shame

and to think I can hang I must be high

but too bad 'cuz I'm gonna have to try

'cuz you're the chatty bandit

and I am so glad you've landed

here on my shore when I was blue

I know I might sound sappy

but I wanna make you happy

and so I wrote this song for you

then at my show you had been drinkin'

I sat beside you to see what you were thinkin'

you said you liked my jacket

and my brand new pair of pants

and I went out on a limb to say

you're sexy when you dance

'cuz I know how you've been made to feel before

but to me you seem so easy to adore

and I know these lines can't replace a guy

but too bad 'cuz I'm gonna have to try

'cuz you're the chatty bandit

and I am so glad you've landed

here on my shore when I was blue

I know I might sound sappy

but I wanna make you happy

and so I wrote this song for you

some people might think that it's strange

all the games that we arrange

to keep us entertained

but I really couldn't care

yeah they can go ahead and stare

when we're dancing in our cubes

'cuz you're the chatty bandit

and I am so glad you've landed

here on my shore when I was blue

I know I might sound sappy

but I wanna make you happy

and so I wrote this song for you

'cuz you're the chatty bandit

and I am so glad you've landed

here on my shore when I was blue

I know this might sound sappy

but when you're near I'm happy

and so I wrote this song for you