Shut Your Mouth

Arfur

You're a bloody disgrace,

I spit in your face,

I piss on all you've done.

You'll never succeed at anything,

You're no good to anyone.

You squandered your life,

You wrestled your wife,

You buggered your only son

And the world will dance a merry jig

When, at last, you're dead and gone.

Chorus

You shut your mouth, you shut your mouth,

You festering faggot, you fool.

You shut your mouth, you shut your mouth,

You might learn something.

You shut your mouth, you shut your mouth,

You gibbering, gormless ghoul.

You big-headed bugger,

You bald, bony bastard,

You boggle-eyed bigot, you bum,

You shut your mouth!

Brod

You slippery devil

Your head's full of piddle

Your cock is in a sling

You're a rotten, long-haired layabout

And you cannot even sing.

You slept with your dog

And you smell like a bog

And will i never be free?

The world will dance a merry jig

When you're swinging from a tree

Chorus

Brod

And still you smile

And all the while

You haven't got a clue

Good people of the medway towns

Are coming after you

It's a terrible shame

But you're not to blame

Your lobotomy never healed

We'll have to cut you up

And kick your bladder round a field

Arfur

You diminutive twat

Your manners are crap,

You've a brain, i've never denied;

When you move around

I can hear the sound as it rattles about inside.

When you walk down the street,

The children you meet

All turn on their heels and run,

Crying - mother, i've seen the elephant man

And look out, cos here he comes.

Choruses

You shut your bloody mouth, you shut your mouth!