Page type: lyric reference
Artist: The Soho Dolls
Canonical path: /the-soho-dolls/i-m-not-cool
Related lyric paths: 6
Lyric guide
I'm Not Cool
Read I'm Not Cool lyrics by The Soho Dolls on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
I'm Not Cool
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
I thought you put me in rapture
I never asked you to dump her
Thought you knew we'd have a high life
And still I see
Your philosophy
Falling through my tainted mind
Would you dig my dirt?
Cos I'm so desperate
Can't you see you're wasting time?
I failed to tell you, to tell you now
That I've been fooled
Cos I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride
Speeding down a dead-end track
I wanted you there's no way back
Got a destructive appetite
Oh baby please!
Lift me off my knees
A little smile can go for miles
I may be young
But I will grow up strong
And by then she'll look like her mum
Just to be absolutely sure of the facts
I'm happy to act just as a side salad
Happy to act
Happy to pay
Happy to wait
Baby you're great
When your oven goes 'ping!'
I'll be there on your plate
When her oven goes bang...
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "I'm Not Cool"?
The Soho Dolls performs "I'm Not Cool", and this lyric page sits inside the The Soho Dolls catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "I'm Not Cool"?
Yes. The related section below points to Bang Bang Bang Bang and Dead by Christmas with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by The Soho Dolls?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through The Soho Dolls's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on I'm Not Cool yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.