Get Me An Exit

Cold water

For a straight jacket case

Just role the cameras

And I swear I'll be okay

Now 3, 2, 1

This is daily news

And breaking

By a show of hands

Who else in here is faking?

This is where it all went wrong

And the words you said were subtle

But enough to break the ice

His is a perfect way to end it

And I told you I was clever

But I think you'll be surprised

You've got a knack

For finding

Red carpet thrills

And you've got the nerves

But baby I've got the skills

Now listen up

Get your elbows off the table

Keep your mouth wide shut

Cause I've got something else

To tell you

This is where it all went wrong

And the words you said were subtle

But enough to break the ice

This is a perfect way to end it

And I told you I was clever

But I think you'll be surprised

Here's your last chance

To clap along with me

And here's the part

Where the audience gets to sing

Now it's 5 to 1

If you were looking for a setup

By a show of hands

Who else in here is fed up?

This is where it all went wrong

And the words you said were subtle

But enough to break the ice

This is a perfect way to end it

And I told you I was clever

But I think you'll be surprised

Just tap your shoes now baby

And whisper

"There's no place like home"

Cause we're not

In Kansas anymore