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They know they're doing this on the west coast to the east coast

And so do all the stations from Fargo to Chicago

There's local heroes and kids who cant do the math

But the one who did only points at the weather map

Bury me with stories of 200 ghosts

The lakes and the fakes always get the most:coverage

So put the feel good to start-the rest put later on

To end a segment on stars

The war? Lets lead them on

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Just look at what they do when the pressures on to dumb us down

"Let's go with a piece on a diet trend"-what a mastermind!

And if our arms don't reach-are they too short?

These ideas and mindsets should make it through

But as long as we know who won the game last night-we know we never might

Please put the world first, so when we're all in one spot is it a riot now?

And with a flight jacket on, am I a pilot now?

10 O'Clock

10 O'Clock

That's when the world stops!