Fantasize

Got this funny feeling going through my head

That if I go down to the pub I might just end up in bed

With a blond or a brunette or a red head or two

But oh what am I saying that'll never happen to you

Can this be right? Can this be wrong?

Doing what I'm doing all night long

I love to brag, I love to boast

And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize

All these thoughts I've got inside

It can't be healthy what I'm doing

I'd like to get them out my head

Before I go blind in my bed

Time to change is days and she's heading for you

She knows just what she wants and she knows what to do

She drags you back to her place step over the toys

The baby-sitters sleeping so we can't make much noise

It's been so long, I won't go fast

Ejaculation, celebration here at last

Pig in shit, cat and the cream

I open up my eyes, but It's another wet dream

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize

All these thoughts I've got inside

It can't be healthy what I'm doing

I'd like to get them out my head

Before I go blind in my bed

I've had this funny feeling lying in my bed

Someone's spreading rumours down the King's Head

But I've got this reputation and I can't stop it now

I'd like to be in heaven but this feels like hell

Can this be right? Can this be wrong?

Doing what I'm doing all night long

I love to brag, I love to boast

And all the lads in the pub think I've had the most

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize

I close my eyes she's always there

Why am I living this nightmare?

She's a darling in my eyes

But I just love to fantasize

You see 'cos I just love to fantasize

On my bed I always lie

Same old blue book in my hand

To the pictures I relate

Is this my world is this my fate?