Krazy Glue

I got stopped by a little

Malicious old lady

Ooooh - I shoulda sue her

I just came in for some

mother fucking Krazy glue

I came out with a misdemeanour

And I never wanted no trouble

No, I never meant no harm

But they took me to the back

And they inked my hands

And they asked me 'why'd youda?'

Said I was doing my part

In the economy

And I needed some Krazy glue

And he threw me on the wall

And he fondled my balls

Like piglets often do

Inquired if I was smoking crack,

Or getting high on Krazy glue

I said "No", but he reached in my

Pocket

Oh lord, what did he see

But my last fat sack

In a ziplock bag

Full of Canadian weed

I was framed

I was framed

I was framed

Was the claim in my brain

But out of my mouth came

"guilty as charged"

Now, listen to me

My policy is to never steal something that I can't afford

But now I'm payin for my fuckin' up - something like 100 fold

I ain't got no quarrels with justice if you're keepin' it rightly

And if you were, we'd be partying nightly

So all you judges and all your police come along

We'll show you how we "keep the peace" IE- Rip the Bong

Ooohuuuhu