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Artist: The Stevedores
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Two Cigarettes
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Two Cigarettes
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I got a
cigarette
in my right hand
I got a cigarette
in my left hand
and i'm smoking this one
While I'm smoking
this one
I don't really
wanna cigarette
right now
But it's fun smoking two at a time
I'm drinking
coffee coffee
coffee
while I'm smoking
my cigarettes
and my coffee's almost empty
and I can't afford another
pack of cigarettes
which really really really
really really really really
really sucks
so smoke them two at a time
which I'll probably really
regret cause these are my
last two (last two) cigarettes
I got a woman
in Manhattan
got a woman
in San Fransisco
and I'm thinking
bout this one
While I'm thinking about
how there's
one
well I'm thinking
about this one
I could go
for either one
of them bitches right
now
cause I wanna have
some dirty sex
but I can't have
neither so I'll
sit right here
and smoke these
cigarettes
now
I'm drinking
coffee coffee
coffee
while I'm smoking
my cigarettes
aand my coffee's almost empty
and I can't afford another
pack of cigarettes
which really really really
really really really really
really sucks
so smoke them two at a time
which I'll probably really
regret cause these are my
last two cigarettes
doo do do do doo doo
doo
I got debts that
I owe my dad.
I got debts that
I owe the Waterford Courts
and I'm trying
to pay off this one
While I'm trying to
pay off this one
I'm broke as a
god damned bicycle
spoke with my
un-cashed payroll
check
I'm gonna cash it
when I got some gas
but first I'm gonna
smoke these last
cigarettes
right now
I'm drinking
coffee coffee
coffee
while I'm smoking
on my cigarettes
and my coffee's almost empty
and I can't afford another
pack of cigarettes
which really really really
really really really really
really really
sucks (really sucks)
so smoke them two at a time
which I'll probably really
regret cause these are my
last two cigarettes
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