Fit But You Know It

('Scuse me girl, I know it's a bit embarrassing

But I just noticed some tan lines on your shirt there)

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9

Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time

That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice

Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high

But theres just one little thing thats really really

Really really annoying me about you you see

Yeah yeah like i said you are really fit

But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

So when i looked at you standing there with your hoard

I was waiting in the queue looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a Burger or chips

Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When i noticed out the corner of my eye

Looking toward my direction

Your eyes locked on my course

I couldnt concentrate on what i wanted to order

Which lost me my place in the queue i waited for YEAH

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Whoa! Leave it out

Are you smoking something?

Leave it Out

Mike just leave it just leave it

We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment

S'not worth it mike, just leave it

Dont Touch Me, S'not Worth It

Dont Touch Me, D, Look I'm Alright Dont Touch me

For a while there i was thinkin - yeah but what if?

Picturin' myself pullin with bare white hot wit

Snarin you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it i swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing

Was clockin onto you too yeah i had to admit

That yeah yeah you are fit

And yeah i do want it

But i stop sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier two to the brew

But I am digressing slightly so I'll continue

I didn't want to bowl over or geezer and rude

Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you

Well let me tell you see yes yes you are really rude

And rude as in good I knew this as you stood in queue

But I just did not wanna give this satisfaction to you

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand

I was like nah, I can't even though you look grand

But you look sharp there smilin hard suggesting and

Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan

But i admit the next bit was spanner to my plan

You walked towards my path but you just brushed right past

And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Oh what do i give a fuck i've got a girlfriend anyway

(Whoa, we've all had a drink mate)

We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few fair play

I got this stella i bombed from that last cafe

This nights not even begun, yes yes oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though yeah i must say

I would rather i hadnt mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stop and play

On otherwise a total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though i would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit But my gosh dont you know it

Ha ha ha

You're fit you're fit but you know it

You're fit but you know it

I think I'm goin to fall over

I think I'm goin to fall

Fuck you dale