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Artist: The Tamperer
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If You Buy This Record
Read If You Buy This Record lyrics by The Tamperer on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Lyrics
If You Buy This Record
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I been lookin', I been searchin' just to find a little fun
Thought that I would never get me some
So I got myself together and I found this little song
Now I got a party going on on on on
If you buy this record, your life will be better
Your life will be better, your life will be better
Oh, if you buy this record, your life will be better
If you buy, if you buy, if you buy
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fabulous
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Fab fab fab fab fab fabulous
I was working all the time, I didn't dare to take a rest
My life was complicated, just a mess
Now everyday's a holiday and all I do is dance
Ooh, I got a party in my pant, oh oh oh
If you but this record, your life will be better
Your life will be better, your life will be better
Oh, if you but this record, your life will be better
If you buy, if you buy, if you buy
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fabulous
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fabulous
I never knew life could be so fabulous
If you but this record, your life will be better
Your life will be better, your life will be better
Oh, if you but this record, your life will be better
If you buy, if you buy, if you buy
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fabulous
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fab
Fab fab fab fab fab fabulous
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The Tamperer performs "If You Buy This Record", and this lyric page sits inside the The Tamperer catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to Feel It and Hammer To The Heart (feat. Maya) with a short reason for opening each page next.
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