All The B-Movies

Well I remember the days,

When movies were black and white,

The scream that I let out,

When the creature came to life,

I would hide under my pillow,

In my cobweb-covered bed,

When I saw the wolfman on that screen,

I had sheets over my head.

But now all I see is gore,

No Frankenstein any more,

There'll never be another Dracula,

And it hurts to see all these remakes,

With a hundred and one mistakes,

Why can't they leave a classic alone?

And I say I like these movies,

But you see right through me,

All these modern films they bore me,

Whatever happened to,

All the b-movies?

Well I remember the days,

When make-up was a chore,

No CGI at the drive in,

It was thirty years before,

I would watch them 'til my hair turned white,

With their thirty-seven dollar sets,

You don't have to like them,

But these movies I will never forget.

But now all I see is gore,

Nosferatu is no more,

There'll never be another Vincent Price,

And it hurts to see all these remakes,

With a hundred and one mistakes,

Why can't they leave a classic alone?

And I say I like these movies,

But you see right through me,

All these modern films they bore me,

Whatever happened to,

All the b-movies?

But now all I see is gore,

No Phantom Of The Opera,

There'll never be another like Ed Wood,

And it hurts to see all these remakes,

With a hundred and one mistakes,

Why can't they leave a classic alone?

And I say I like these movies,

But you see right through me,

All these modern films they bore me,

Whatever happened to,

All the b-movies?