Jason's dream

What would you say if you woke up on the wrong side of Jason's dream?

I'd say "myself I'm 90% saleable water in my head from ear-to-ear

Little electric flashes speak and spark and all brain power relies on that duopoly"

I'd say "I guess I'm just one of the privileged few

I'm giving out gas here

Here's your share

Here's some for you

Hey, now you're privileged too"

I'd say "I'd like you to keep my world in mind cause my world has a grand design

Sell yourself two times to it right back at you

My world's going to make love to it"

I'd say "I woke up this morning and everything looked like it had gone green

It had to be screened and irradiated clean like Jason's dream it's as real as the real thing"

I'd say "I was a prisoner of the future planet Zanussi

I like my potato powdered

It's tasty tasty very very tasty"

I'd say "Look sucker here's my corporeal I.D."