Albion

Cold and broke all three were starving

But says me still full of fun

Let the now unlovely Lulu

Walk the street of Albion

On the first and last occasion

Lulu agreed to play the whore

Her first John said let’s get filthy

Lu said, Chez Moi, je fais l’amour

Her first John was Mr Hopkins

A fine upstanding Christian man

He spent so much time saving souls

Lulu’s relief’s at hand

Her second John claimed he was a prince

But no money was at hand

And when she tried to kick him out

Her husband he did slam

Her third John was a lecturer

Of noble philosophy

Had never been in a woman

Imparted in her his seed

Fourth John dare we say it

Fourth John O world take note

Fourth John how shall we play it

Fourth John made a joke

Ha ha ha ha ha