Cough

There's nothing like a good cough

To spread this disease

I sneak up behind old people

I do it with ease

Then I cough my guts out

Cover them with phlegm

Well that Covid-19 it's all over them

Over them I cough

I like the look on their face

I know I'm socially reprehensible

I'm a disgrace

I'm the local distributor

When they realise what I've done

I give away free samples

Now that's what I call fun

I like to cough over old people

When they're wheelchair-bound

I know it's kind of mean

I'm a bit of a hound

When I cough over old people

It gives me a thrill

Because I know that most of them

I am going to kill