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Artist: The Tiger Lillies
Canonical path: /the-tiger-lillies/hamsters
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Hamsters
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Hamsters
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I love a little hamster up my rectum
It makes me feel so bright and so gay
What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw
It makes me orgasm every day
I love a little hamster up my rectum
I freeze up to twenty every day
They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw
It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray
I love a little hamster up my rectum
But they always try to get out up my arse
They try and they try and then they do die
They always pick the wrong end of the shaft
I love a little hamster up the rectum
But they always try to get out the wrong way
They try try then they do die
Always try to exit the wrong way
But now my rectum has been ruptured
And in the pet shop I no longer pay
I’m left to reminisce of my moments of bliss
When with hamsters I had my evil ways
I love a little hamster up the rectum
I love a little hamster up the arse
I love a little hamster up the anus
It always makes me laugh
I love a little hamster up the rectum
I love a little hamster up the bum
I love a little hamster up the bumhole
Now that’s what I call fun fun fun fun
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