Hipdeep Family

In January Cousin Fred,

We found him in the attic dead.

In February's odd adventure

Father lost his dentures.

In March Fiona had a fright

When coming home alone one night,

Some men in a long black car

Made her get in and drove her far.

In April Horace left behind

What little thought, what little mind

He may have had. In the result

He joined an unknown eastern cult,

Tattooed his ears, pierced his nose,

Glides around on henna-ed toes.

His relatives are unforgiving,

Assert he's no longer living.

The Hipdeep family.

In May Aunt Flo began to sneeze,

Which heralded some strange disease.

In June Jeffrey got himself arrested

He's still far and wide detested.

In July Mama's pin-money dwindled

Away to nought when she was swindled.

In August Bruno had a fit,

A passing tot he went and bit.

The Hipdeep family.

In September we were sad to lose

Miss Grey while on a cruise

She happened to fall overboard

Into Norway's deepest fjord.

In October Alice was betrothed

To Edgard whom she found she loathed,

His behavior ever since

Has been enough to make her wince.

In November it was rather frightning

When Baby Boo was struck by lightning,

The experts think perhaps he'll walk

And even sort of learn to talk.

And in December Amy's luck was rotten,

While singing 'Die Frau and Schatten',

Without warning lost her voice,

A twist of fate, had no choice.

The Hipdeep family.

So much for us, we hope that you

Have managed somehow to get through

The year and so can celebrate

A bit before the hands of fate

Shall get us in its grip again,

But we anticipate our Gorey end.