Kick A Baby

When I’m tired of all the murder

And I’m tired of all the rape

And all the little children

Whose necks I do break

That’s when I satisfy

What I hold most dear

I kick a little baby

Or maybe an old lady

I kick a little baby

Down the stairs

I sneak up behind them

Like a hunter stalks his pray

I kick them down the stairs

And go hip hip hip hurray

When I’m tired of deflowering

Vestal virgin nuns

And sticking red hot pokers

Up the local choir boys’ bums

That’s when I satisfy

What I hold most dear

I kick a little baby

Or maybe an old lady

I kick a little baby down the stairs

I like to hear their little bones

Crack crack crack crack crack

And their heads upon the stairway

Going thwack thwack thwack

Well you might think I’m sick

You might think I’m ill

That I should be locked up

And given loads of pills

But frankly frankly I don’t care

I’ll kick a little baby or maybe an old lady

I’ll kick a little baby down the stairs oh yeah