Never Marry A Man

Don’t

I said don’t

Marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Well don’t marry a man with a big cock

Don’t marry a man who might make you rock

Don’t marry a man who’s well endowed

Don’t marry a man who makes you go bow-wow

‘Cos if he makes your thighs burn

You can bet your life no money he’ll earn

Never marry a man who makes you feel nice

Never marry a man who does you splice

Never marry a man never marry a man

Never marry a man who makes you cum

Never marry a man who sticks it up your bum

Never marry a man never marry a man

But if he’s got a nice job

He can even be even be a yob

And if he seems charm to lack

You can even have affairs behind his back

Well when I was a young girl

My thighs they used to burn

But now I am an old girl

It’s money I do yearn

So don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Ooh don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man

Don’t marry a man