Satan Does You Bless

You wake up the alarm clock, the fans you do fan

Wear high heels and stilettos, a hairy macho man

The Buddhas are all uptight, they're all nervous wrecks

Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless

The angels are all junkies, weapon dealers on the game

The lions in the zoo their keepers try to tame

You need drugs and weapons to get through the customs checks

Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless

You drive your car blindfolded and always in reverse

If you see someone who drives well, at them you do curse

Fall asleep in the morning, wake up and get undressed

Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless

When you meet the Queen you must always fart

If you make great music the critics call it art

You wake up, your bed is neat, get up and it's a mess

Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless

Charities take money from the very poor

The crowds all boo the player who a goal has scored

The more nervous the moment the less it makes you stressed¨

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The dead have all come back to life, the alive are now all dead

And all the teachers in the school never a book have read

The priest now curses you, the evil do you bless

Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless

If someone is disfigured at them you must stare

And in polite society now everybody swears

The more you clean your teeth, the more poisonous your breath

Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless

And if you leave your flat too early you will arrive late

If you're careful with the crockery all of it will break