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Artist: The Toyes
Canonical path: /the-toyes/big-dumb-dick
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Big Dumb Dick
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Big Dumb Dick
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I got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dick
And he leads me around like a blind man's stick
He's the top banana, I'm the sidekick
Me and my big dumb dick
I got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dick
And he keeps me jumping' like a pogo stick
Dick be nimble, dick be quick
Me and my big dumb dick
He can be friendly, he can be mean
He can be helpful or act obscene
When he hangs out he hangs way out
And when he goes in he shakes it all about
I got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dick
And he makes me act like a lunatic
We might make you crazy maybe might make you sick
Me and my big dumb dick
He knows he large
So he's always acting bossy and taking taking charge
He's the train, I'm the caboose
And he behaves in ways that cook my goose.
I got a big dick, I got a big, dumb dick
And behind him I'm divining with a dowsing stick
Gotta find somewhere to bury that wick
Me and my big dumb dick
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