Orthodontist Rock

My orthodontist is a pretty nice person

But you shouldn't be like her

When you graduate from high school make sure you tell your parents

That you're not going to auburn

Oh baby i love you so

But there's one thing you should know

You could say anything to me

Except that you're gonna go to auburn university

Please pretty white girls don't be grow up to be

A charming business wife whose kids go to trinity

Don't live in sturbridge and don't drive a suv

In short don't go to auburn university

Oh baby i love you so

But there's one thing you should know

You could say anything to me

Except that youre gonna go to auburn university

You'll drive a white suburban

Your husband will earn six figures

And mexicans will cut your lawn

You'll have a son named cooper

And a daughter named lacey

In fact you might even be happy

Until your husband comes home late at night, and you stab him and you eat him...

Oh baby i love you so

But there's one thing you should know

You could say anything to me

Except that you're gonna go to auburn university