Jimmy's Crazy Conspiracy

Dug too deep into illuminatti

Rather have found out from the sleaziest paparazzi

Want to bet check the internet

It's something that I'd show you but its something that you might regret so don't check just yet.

These cats are out to wipe out the nation

These pricks use us to fund their NASA station so.

We tell another constantly

But shady'd telepathically

Do it through the telephone

Sending cheap lies through there home.

We tell another constantly

But shady'd telepathically

Do it through the telephone

Sending cheap lies through there home.

Jimmy simmer down I don't believe for one second,

Lies like that are made up to suck people like you in,

So don't bite the bate son

I've still not seen this documentary it puts down priests and that's something that I'm not into, I won't begin to.

You talk so much of depopulation,

Won't come to Dundee so I don't see why your caring so.

We tell another constantly

Shady'd telepathically

Do it through the telephone

Sending cheap lies through our homes

Still not seen this documentary

Puts down priests I can't begin to.

I've known you since elementary

I never asked you to grow cold

I only told you coz your close to me......we argue...

With one another constantly

When it's really not our place to say.

We do it through the telephone sending cheap lies through our home.

We tell each other constantly

When it's really not our place to say.

We do it through the telephone and no ones ever wrong.