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Artist: The Voidz
Canonical path: /the-voidz/the-ballad-of-tossed-salad
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The Ballad Of Tossed Salad
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The Ballad Of Tossed Salad
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Is this the house of blues or what?
As we gets all my long, all day long, sweet perks
Sweet perks, oh my love
And I don't wanna be in the moment now
Cause I don't know what we're playing
(Who want's some pair of sunglasses, huh?)
That guy bowled a spare
Hell of a shot!
He wandered in just to bowl
He didn't know there was a concert
He didn't know there was a legendary rock band
He's gonna be embarrassed
When his grandkids find out
That he didn't even
Paid attention to the band
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