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Artist: The Whomping Willows
Canonical path: /the-whomping-willows/i-found-a-loophole
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I Found A Loophole
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I Found A Loophole
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Hermione
This is killing me
You're seriously a tease just for
Existing close to me
My curiosity
Keeps me in captivity
You're gonna make this tree a slave
To pure insanity
Five years it's been since we first met
Now you're kicking it with house-elves
And you're every teacher's pet
But to you a tree is just a tree
What would it take for you to wake up
And get next to me?
Oh wait, I'm a rock star
And not just any rock star
I'm a wizard rock rock star
And I rock out in a human body
So, Hermione, I found a loophole
Why don't you come and check out one of my rock shows?
I'll take you to the after-party
And you can get familiar with my human body
Hermione, I hope it's clear to see
My Muggle form is waiting for
The moment when we're dating
We'll crash the scene
I'll treat you like a queen
We'll be like Romeo and Juliet
Except not quite as dead
Five years it's been since I first set
My lonely eyes upon you
Now I'm finally breaking through
So what do you say?
Let's run away
Leave everything behind
We'll rock until the end of time
'Cause, girl, I'm a rock star
And not just any rock star
I'm a wizard rock rock star
And I rock out in a human body
So, Hermione, I found a loophole
Why don't you come and check out one of my rock shows?
I'll take you to the after-party
And you can get familiar with my human body
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