Treebeard Rocks

When I find myself in times of darkness

And I just can't seem to face the day

I call out to my good friend Hagrid

And all my fears just melt away

If Hagrid's busy with his magical creatures

Then Draco's there to back me up

We get together and watch a movie

Or rock out with our sweet guitars

If Draco's busy snogging Pansy

Then I'll log onto my MySpace account

And send a message to my homegirl, Jackie

Or my other homegirl, Arielle

If all else fails and I'm all alone

I think of the greatest tree there ever was

His name is Treebeard

Some people have Jesus

Some people have Buddha

Some people have Muhammad

Some people have Vishnu

But I have Treebeard

The greatest tree that ever lived

Treebeard fought the orks

When no one else could

He brought together his great army of Ents

Thereby setting a precedent

For any tree

Who is worth his place on Earth

To fight

For the noble battle of cleaning up the environment

And otherwise encouraging respect for trees

Treebeard

Oh, Treebeard

Oh the greatest tree that ever lived

Oh, Treebeard

Oh, Treebeard

The greatest tree that ever lived