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Artist: The Whomping Willows
Canonical path: /the-whomping-willows/whore-for-dumbledore
Related lyric paths: 6
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Whore For Dumbledore
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Whore For Dumbledore
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I'm a whore for Dumbledore
I'm a whore for Dumbledore
I'd like to have a couple friends
But they won't understand me
'Cause I just keep hitting them
And I'd like to stroll around the grounds
But I don't have any legs
With which to move around
And I'd like to ride a broomstick
But I'm a stationary pony
With this one awful trick
Forgive me when I beat you
This isn't how I'd treat you
If Dumbledore had made me
Just a bit less crazy
I'm a whore for Dumbledore
I'm a whore for Dumbledore
I'd like to join you in Hogsmeade
Instead of spending all my time
With birds and weeds
And I'd like to find an entwife too
Maybe have a couple saplings
And raise them strong and true
But Dumbledore had other plans
Like to guard some stupid passage
With the swinging of my branches
Forgive me when I beat you
This isn't how I'd treat you
If Dumbledore had made me
Just a bit less crazy
I'm a whore for Dumbledore
I'm a whore for Dumbledore
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