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The Song Formally Known As

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The Song Formally Known As

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I wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for

I wanna know why there's no white dog shit anymore

What's goin' on in Chapman's head

When McCartney's still alive and Lennon's shot fucking dead

I wanna know why Jaegermeister's little and he's a pimp

I wanna know when Beadle's had a wank with his withered hand

What's the best thing for sliced bread?

Why did Jacko bleach his skin when he could've dyed it black instead?

I don't know what you can't say

Makes no difference anyway

Feel alright now, I'm back where the funnies are

Feel alright and you can't say

The way I feel gets in your way

Feel alright now, I'm back where the funnies are

I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lemon is green

I wanna know when a blind man knows his ass is clean

I wanna know why the Germans ain't funny

I wanna know where all my money's been

I don't know what you can't say

Makes no difference anyway

Feel alright now, I'm back where the funnies are

Feel alright and you can't say

The way I feel gets in your way

Feel alright now, I'm back where the funnies are

I don't know what you can't say

Makes no difference anyway

Feel alright now, I'm back where the funnies are

Feel alright and you can't say

The way I feel gets in your way

Feel alright now, I'm back where the funnies are

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