Holiday In Splitsville

Happy holidays

Cuts like razor blades

when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

Felis la-di-da

Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo)

When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

I spent my whole paycheck on you

Now I can't afford any food

I'm drinking cheap beer

There's no holiday cheer for me on Christmas

Irreconcilable differences

why must we go through all this again (echo)

Now I'm wrecking the halls

with spray paint & paint balls on Christmas

No more carolers outside

I'd rather commit suicide

then hang out with your relatives

one more fucking time

to decorate the tree

with things that don't mean shit to me

besides you took all the ornaments

when we called it quits

I'm not returning any of your calls

'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off

and I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas

Happy holidays

Cuts like razor blades

when you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

Felis la-di-da

Comes off like Ha ha ha (echo)

When you don't really feel like celebrating Christmas

Got a hospital bill from your boyfriend

Seasons greetings card from your lawyer

if that's not rubbing salt in a wound

then I don't know what fucking is

I'm not returning any of your calls

'cause everyone has gone and pissed me off

and I'm taking back all your presents for Christmas