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Artist: The Wohlstandskinder
Canonical path: /the-wohlstandskinder/wenn
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Wenn
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Wenn
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wenn ich den körper von nem durchtrainierten profisportler hätt'
und von albert einstein die frisur und den intellekt
wenn mein arsch genau so knackig wie der von lex barker wär
wenn ich augen hätt' wie carpendale und arme wie ein bär,
dann wär ich schauspieler...
wenn das wörtchen "wenn" nicht wär
wenn es "wenn" nicht gäb,
dann würde es gleich allen besser gehen
wenn ich nur scheiße wie papst oder wie seine diener reden würde
ständig auf die fresse fall beim sprung über die kleinste hürde
mein bauch wär so fett und mein gehirn wär so leer
ich hätt' selber kein geld, doch die schulden würden immer mehr,
wär ich politiker...
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