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Schumacher The Champagne

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Schumacher The Champagne

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My teeth have never looked quite this yellow

And my body never quite this fat

I'll pay well over the odds

Just to have some teenage abandoned bar

I hit the ice of the fifth of Jan

And I swear it was an act of faith

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my thoughts into the center of town

And Schumacher the Champagne

Never needed good cause to celebrate

Schumacher the Champagne

Might as well be proud of last place

We used to set ourselves on fire

When chemistry was twice a week

And now I pay for it over a counter

Whilst they become fitness freaks

My bad habits are taking over all the good left inside

But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down

I just take my thoughts into the center of town

And Schumacher the Champagne

Never needed good cause to celebrate

Schumacher the Champagne

Might as well be proud of last place

And Schumacher the Champagne

Never needed good cause to celebrate

Oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am

Or not at all

Or not at all

Or not at all

Or not at all

Or not at all

Or not at all

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