The Best

Call Me Special,

Stickman Stencil,

Thin Like Pencil

I've Got a Thumb So I Can Pick Up and Use Them Utensils

My Credential, I'm Prehensile

And I May Be Standing Still Now,

But My Energy Has Potential

Boom!

We Explode Like the Hedgehog,

Sonically

We're Dooma to the Goombas

When We Jump Up Marionically

It's Immaterial,

Cause I'm Ethereal

Some Day My Face Will Be Seen On a Box of Cereal

I Ride With the Pride of the Lion On My Mane

But You Can Only Know Me As I Exist Upon This Plane

All the Same,

What's My Name?

You Must Be Joking

Upon Pain of Death

Can My True Name Be Spoken

In the Morning

I Storm in and Swarm Without Warning

Shift Shape and Rise Like the Phoenix From the Flame I Reign

Collosal,

Fueled Like Fossil

Doing the Impossible,

Raising Dead

As I Spread

The Gospel of the Skinnee

To the Many It's a J Day

Your Whack Attackers

Lack It So Just Pack It

Like a K-way

J's Intended to Be Splendid

When We Send It Rip Shit Up

And Then We Mend It

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Then J!

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Then J!

A Word to the Skeptics and the Cynical

We're the Ones Who Taught Him How to Make a Miracle

Before You Make a Scene Say We Blaspheme,

Cut the Fuss Take a Look At the Good Book,

That Was Us

From the Top of the Zenith,

We're the Pinnacle For the Squeamish

Any Skirmish Is Unwinnable

As We Travel Like Odysseus Throughout the Universe

Alerting We Be Certain

That We're Converting Earth First

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Then J!

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Then J!

Power, Might, Glory, Omnipotence

With My Hands Behind My Back

I Still Control All of the Elements

We're Heaven Sent

So We Rule All Creation

All That's Evil

Runs Before Me Wailing Lamentations

Blink and You Missed It,

The Futuristic Existence

From Another Plane I Came and It'll Never Be the Same

Naw It's Better,

Hail the Nappy Heada Incision With Precision

And I'm Skinnee Like Stilletta

I'm Beheading Serpents This Serpent-head Medusa

Refusing to Give in Cause I'm Living Like Methusela

Fighting Off Your Evil

As Your Mental's Getting Feeble

And You Wobble Like a Weeble

Just Chill,

Skinnee J's

Raise the Upheaval

Missed It On the First Time,

Now Catch the Sequel

Return of the New

And Improved

And I'm Smooth

Ain't Nobody Does It Better,

Here's the Proof

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Then J!

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Ain't no Body, Does It Better,

Then J!