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Artist: The W's
Canonical path: /the-ws/the-rumor-weed-song
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The Rumor Weed Song
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The Rumor Weed Song
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Have you heard the one about Alfred?
A dangerous robot, I'm told
He's got lasers for eyes and a microchip brain
And his skin is terribly cold
We've heard the one about Alfred
It's strange! Amazing! And true!
But now that we've heard about Alfred
We'd like to hear more about you
I'm a rumor weed - he's a rumor weed
I'm a rumor weed - he's a rumor weed
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess - he's a rumor weed
So what is a rumor?
It starts as a story
Maybe it's true, maybe not
But once you repeat it
It's hard to defeat it
Now look at the mess that you've got
Alfred's a robot, everyone knows
The story is all over town
Us rumor weeds know how a rumor can grow
Just like a big weed in the ground
Don't start a rumor - no, no
Don't start a rumor
Words can hurt, they spread like a tumor
So play it safe and don't start a rumor
I'm a rumor weed - he's a rumor weed
I'm a rumor weed - he's a rumor weed
A tiny little story is all I need
To make a big mess
A tiny little story is all I need
You better watch out for the rumor weed!
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