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Artist: The Zambonis
Canonical path: /the-zambonis/hockey-monkey
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Hockey Monkey
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Hockey Monkey
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All the scientists are running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids
And all the mothers are running around
Looking for their children but they can't be found
'Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey
And it's 1,2,3
The kids love the monkey
And 4,5,6
The monkey's got a hockey stick,
Havin' a good time, yeah
National guard is running around
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
'Cause he's down by the pond playing hockey with the kids
And all the teachers are running around
Looking for the children but they can't be found
'Cause they're down by the pond playing hockey with the monkey
And it's 1, 2, 3
The kids love the monkey
And 4, 5, 6
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Havin' a good time, yeah
It's 1, 2, 3
The kids love the monkey
And 4,5,6
The monkey's got a hockey stick
Havin' a good time, yeah
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