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Johnny Can't Dance

Johnny Can't Dance lyrics by The Zydepunks. Pauvre Johnny peut pas danser Pauvre Johnny peut pas danser Il a essayé Il a essayé Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas...

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Johnny Can't Dance

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Pauvre Johnny peut pas danser

Pauvre Johnny peut pas danser

Il a essayé Il a essayé

Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas danser

Tous les samedi soirs en debut de soiree

Il a regardé toutes les belles filles danser

Il a essayé Il a essayé

Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas danser

Pauvre Johnny - Pauvre Johnny - Pauvre Johnny -

Pauvre Johny peut pas danser!

Tous les samedi soirs en debut de soiree

Il a regardé toutes les belles filles danser

Il a essayé Il a essayé

Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas danser

Every Saturday night when the sun goes down

Poor li'l Johnny now he goes to town

He can't dance, no he can't dance

Pauvre Johny peut pas danser!

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