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Artist: The Zydepunks
Canonical path: /the-zydepunks/johnny-can-t-dance
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Johnny Can't Dance
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Johnny Can't Dance
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Pauvre Johnny peut pas danser
Pauvre Johnny peut pas danser
Il a essayé Il a essayé
Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas danser
Tous les samedi soirs en debut de soiree
Il a regardé toutes les belles filles danser
Il a essayé Il a essayé
Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas danser
Pauvre Johnny - Pauvre Johnny - Pauvre Johnny -
Pauvre Johny peut pas danser!
Tous les samedi soirs en debut de soiree
Il a regardé toutes les belles filles danser
Il a essayé Il a essayé
Mais pauvre Johnny peut pas danser
Every Saturday night when the sun goes down
Poor li'l Johnny now he goes to town
He can't dance, no he can't dance
Pauvre Johny peut pas danser!
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