Good Person (feat. Roomie)

I'm at the supermarket

Gonna cop some rhubarb

I reach into my pocket

It’s time to get charged

I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange

I flash a stunning smile and say

You can keep the change

(Oh) what?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

You can have that money (it’s yours!)

And also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh

Sitting by my computer

Mom comes inside the lair

It’s smelling like a sewer

You should go get some air

I'm gettin up, and stretch, I'm filling up with pride

I open up the door and put a single foot outside

(Oh) what?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I leave my house (so healthy!)

I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my house now, uh

My lifestyle’s quite unhealthy

I snacked recording this

Got an expanding belly

Can’t find a shirt that fits

Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim

Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym

(Oh) what?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I'm a gym member (gon’ get ripped)

And I will go there sometime, I just haven’t decided on a date yet, uh

I'm chilling out in class

My teacher’s such a jerk

And suddenly he asks

Where is your homework?

All my friends in panic: No, was that today?

I slap mine on the desk and say

I'm gonna get an a plus

(Oh) what?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I do my homework (model student!)

Turns out I plagiarized and now I'm in detention, uh

My mom is back again

Can you take out the trash?

Her mind was blown right then

I did it before you asked

(Oh) what?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I do my chores (for mommy!)

Couldn’t find a trashcan so I dumped it in the ocean, uh

It’s just a regular day

Or is it, grandma?

No, someone’s changin’ age and

It isn’t grandpa

Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls

But I am grandma’s special boy, so I am gonna call

(Oh) what?

Oh, yeah, I'm a good person

I remember birthdays (for example, February 7th!)

You better think of me when you’re drafting up your will, uh

I'm hanging out with quinston

He is the coolest guy

Got 30k on insta

Always wears suit and tie

I tell him ’bout how good I am, but he says: Bro

The people who are really good don’t brag about it though

“What? You’re saying bragging about

The nice things you’ve done misses the whole point

Of doing nice things in the first place?

(Oh) what? Am I a good person?

I don’t brag ever (never did!)

Now please excuse me while I go delete my Twitter, uh

(Oh, and I gotta delete this song

What, it’s already on YouTube and Spotify?

Well, hopefully no one will listen to it)