E Eats Everything

A hardly has an appetite

And pokes at food too long

And B can barely bother

Because all the food is wrong

C likes only candy

And chocolate by the box

D is just disinterested

In anything you've got

But E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

So toss in on a plastic plate

Or stick it with a fork

Serve it with a shovel

Or serve it on a spork

Yeah, E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

F is far too fussy

And only eats with fancy wine

G eats only gourmet

But never can decide

H burns food so horrible

All I tastes is smoke

J just likes drinking juice

And K drinks only soda

But E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

E is eating in a moving car

E is eating upside down

E is eating on a spaceship

E is eating off the ground

L and M and N and P

Won't start 'til O arrives

Q and R and S and T

Are wearing clothes much too tight

U and V and W

Are worn out from this song

And X and Y just will not share

And will not get along

But E eats everything

Yeah, E eats everything

But look out now, here it comes

That final letter Z

Now Z's not like other letter

Z's only eating E's

Yeah, Z eats E's

Yeah, Z eats E's

Z eats E's

Yeah, Z eats E's