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Artist: They Might Be Giants
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Why Did You Grow A Beard?
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Why Did You Grow A Beard?
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Why did you grow a beard?
Why did you grow a beard?
I can't leave you alone for five minutes
What the Christ?
What the devil?
Why did you grow a beard?
Why did you grow a beard?
Is there nowhere in the world for a no goodnik
Is there nowhere in the
Freedom-loving
Sister-hugging
Screaming, yelling
Animals rule this land
Animals rule this land
Would it kill you to use your signal when you cut me off?
Would it kill you?
Why did you grow a beard?
Why did you grow a beard?
Why did you put it on the garbage barge and tow it out into the
Freedom-loving
Sister-hugging
Screaming, yelling
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