The Gas Face

[MC Serch]

Aiyyo man, my labelmate Don Newkirk

Man step to him

[Don Newkirk]

Thanks Serch!

And now... for the Prime Minister

Sinister.. Pete.. N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hice!

Nice Nice Nice

[MC Serch]

Kick em in the grill Pete!

Verse One: Pete Nice

Gas, past tense, made facially

3rd Bass'll express, KMD

Three blind mice on sight

Zev Lover, gave it the first light

A grin shows a trick up a sleeve (HUAHAH)

What a tangled web they weave

Deceivers, stupefied through fable

say Let's Make a Deal at the dinner table

Put you on tour, put your record on wax ("Trust me!")

Sign your life on the X

You eXit, X-off, but what you really get:

A box of Newports, and Puma sweats ("Damn!")

Tex feeds and frowns upon Emus

To give up Gas Face he drinks from a Thermos

Sub Roc cut at you with a clipper

Gas Face given, I beg to differ

[MC Serch]

Pete that was real def man but I gotta get serious now

Aiyyo Don, step to em again

[Don Newkirk]

Everybody.. MC Serch!

Verse Two: MC Serch

Black cat is bad luck, bad guys wear black

Musta been a white guy who started all that

(Make the Gas Face!) For those little white lies

My expression to the mountainous blue eyes

Then form a face, and shake my skull cap

Dismiss the myth, that evil is not black

but opposite spectrum, this done by red man

with horns on his head, laid down the ill plan

Got all his helpers, said, "Make it snappy!

Tell all the people that their hair can't be nappy!"

Blonde and blue-eyed, or dark-skinned half a G

A disease, created by leprosy

Don't speak of bleach, bend them to right

Say, "It was night WAY before the light"

Put aside spooks, Serch leaves a trace

I've set em correct with the effect of the Gas Face

[MC Serch]

Next up Don

[Don Newkirk]

A *SPECIAL* appearance by KMD's.. Zev, Love, ehhXssss!

Verse Three: Zev Love X

A Gas Face, can either be a smile or a smirk

When appears, a monkey wrench to work one's clockwork

Perkin his brim to the rim of my cup

Don't tempt me, you're empty, so fill'er up!

Is I'm talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco?

Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco

KMD and 3rd Bass is just ace in the hole

I mean soul, so make the Gas Face (HUAHAHA)

Damn, if looks could kill

You look like host was a ghost from your grill

But still, what's the new fed, to recollect

to our passing phase to facades to Eddie Decker

for my label reads Hood, street might have a tattoo

Don't pick any card or no rabbit from my hat

Never a magician if I ever tricked em

"Oh shit!" Another Gas Face victim

[MC Serch]

There it is, yo fellas man

Why don't you step to the mic man?

[Zev Love X]

That's how I kicks it, for 80-deca

[MC Serch]

Aiyyo, good lookin out Don man peace

Punji, yo who gets the Gas Face?

[Punji] Little Vic for the Gas Face

[Serch] Tony Dick, gets the Gas Face

[Zev X] No Gas Faces for Plugs One Two and Three

[Serch] No Gas Face for Professor Prince Pa-paul!

[?] My friend Tina gets the big Gas Face

[Zev X] No Gas Face for DJ Subroc

[Serch] No Gas Face for KMD

[PNice] Hammer, shut the fuck up! Gas Face! AHUAHAUAH!

[all] WHAHAHAOAHH

[PNice] What do we think about Hammer? HAOWAHWOHAHBHABHAHBHAHBBHB

[?] G.Y.P.

[Serch] Get Yours Posse does not get the Gas Face

[Serch] But P. W. Botha gets a Gas Face

[all] WHOAHBLBLAHBHA-WHOO!

[?] Dante Ross gets the Gas Face

[Serch] Yo stop dissin Dante on records y'all!

[Serch] Elroy.. Elroy.. Elroy Cohen, gets the Gas Face!

HAHAhahahahahaha, that's all..