Last Asshole On Earth

i locked my doors and waited for the world to end

i watched the clock tick down, by candlelight all safe and sound alone

until i thought that it was safe outside again

but all my plans were laid to waste, it was just another new years after all

the birds were singing in the air

and i was crying on my knees

it was selfish to want everybody else to die

but i know we were meant to be

i know you said that you would never talk to me again

but i thought that this could work

because you told me that you'd never take me back

unless i were the last asshole on earth

sometimes i think if only i were old again

if only i recalled all things we knew when we knew everything

you're out tonight, and i'm at home alone again

you needed time apart but watching you fuck half the town just breaks my heart

sitting in my room constructing atom bombs

'cause there's nothing i can do

i don't really care if i kill off mankind

if that means i can be with you